Category: Goddess Of Hell

HOW NOT TO BE A GODDESS

10/26/2023

This set includes Dead After Dating, You Had Me at Boo, Hell Becomes Her, and One Hella Lucky Goddess.

My checklist for starting over...as the world's only goddess without a dominion over anything:

Don't run away from poltergeists, since that's only going to make them follow you around even more.
Don't stalk Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome next door, since he may or may not be the devil in disguise, literally.
Don't freak out even if Zeus - yes, that Zeus - starts losing his marbles...because people are only going to blame it on your hormones.
And above all else---don't accidentally get lost in the bowels of Hell...just when your immortal lover's ex-wife sues you for not being goddess material. I mean...really? Since when did not being smart, I mean divine enough become a crime?

Note: Expect high heat, dead bodies, tongue-in-cheek humor, and a fast-paced, zero-angst romance. It's the perfect read if you want to forget your everyday worries and just have fun.

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Goddess of Hell Book #4: One Hella Lucky Goddess

8/28/2021

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Welcome to another day in the life of a not-so-young and oh-so-stressed goddess.

Just when I thought I could go on a honeymoon with the ever gorgeous Lord of the Underworld, I find out I'm being sued by his ex-wife, aka the world's pettiest woman.
Pettiest, you hear?
Not prettiest.
And no, I'm not being petty myself.
Imagine being sued just because someone thinks you're not goddess material.
Petty, right?
But because Persephone has taken her case all the way to the Olympian High Court, I now have only under twenty-four hours to find myself a divine dominion to claim and rule...or risk losing my title as LOTUS.

Honestly, you guys: since when did not being "divine" enough become a crime?

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These four books, this being the last, were the most enjoyable reads . The interaction between the two main characters, the situations the heroine gets into from the very beginning, just had me laughing out loud! I thought being such short stories, they wouldn't have much depth but I couldn't put them down; reading one after the other!
It was sad that there were only four books so I hope (please) that we will hear more from the Lord and Lady of the Underworld!! 😊😊😊😊😊
- Amazon 5-star review

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Goddess of Hell Book #3: Hell Becomes Her

8/28/2021

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Welcome to a day in the life of a newly-minted midlife goddess...

Me: Before you introduce me, can I ask you something?
Hadrian: Of course.
Me: If we call our Chief of State POTUS, then can't your subjects call me...are you ready for this?
Hadrian: I can hardly wait.
Me: They can call me...LOTUS!!!
Hadrian: Ah. I see.
Me: Isn't it cute?
Hadrian: It is, but...how exactly did you work that out?
Me: Short for Lady of the Underworld.
Hadrian: So...LOTU.
Me: No. That rhymes a little too closely to 'loathe you', which I'm sure my future haters would love to turn into a hashtag. So my pre-emptive strategy is---
Hadrian: Make sure you don't do something that would have people hate you?
Me: Uh...yeah. I know you're used to having magic in your life, but you gotta learn to be realistic, too. I'm the kind of person people either love or hate, no in between.
Hadrian: I count myself lucky then, having the wisdom and exceptionally good taste to fall in love with you.
Me: God, you're so hot. Do we have time for a quick...oh, no, wait, you almost distracted me there. Back to my nickname. Can we do LOTUS then, like the flower? Please?
Hadrian: I truly wish I could say yes, milady...but that's not how acronyms work. You need to find a way to get the S in there.
Me: But I'm a goddess.
Hadrian: ...
Me: Well?
Hadrian: I'm sorry, love. But I'm not seeing the connection.
Me: Goddesses surely have the power to change the rules of grammar.
Hadrian: Ah. I see.
Me: So...
Hadrian: Where grammar's concerned, even goddesses have to play by the same rules, so I'm afraid the answer is still no.
Me: Oh, fine. How about Lady of the Underworld...States?
Hadrian: The Underworld has no states.
Me: So...is that another no?

**** And now, back to regular programming ****

Hey there. I'm Saoirse, and I used to be a thirty-something ghost who (long story short) turned into a 41-year-old goddess when I started dating the (recently divorced) Lord of the Underworld.
Today was supposed to be my honeymoon - I mean, homecoming...
Until Zeus suddenly lost his marbles...
Hadrian had to put Hell on lockdown...
And a raven-haired beauty (whom I may or may not be jealous of) believes that my blood might help save us from the Olympian god's deadly, missile-like thunderbolts.
So yeah.
Those people who think middle-aged women can only lead ho-hum lives?
Tell them to give me a call, will you? ;)

Note: Books in this series are written as standalones. They're a cross between fast-paced cozy paranormal mysteries and adult romantic comedies.

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I love these books so much that I read all 3 in this series within 6 hours! I recommend to anyone who lives pwf!
- Amazon 5-star review

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Goddess of Hell #2: You Had Me at Boo

8/28/2021

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Hot Guy Next Door Alert!

When a hot guy moves into the apartment next door, and all of my ghost friends warn me against dating him...
I think they're so evil to judge a book by its cover, and I'm not saying that just because I'm easy.
Really!

Note: This TONGUE-IN-CHEEK romantic mystery offers up a STEAMY and FLIRTATIOUS romance amidst MURDERS and HAUNTINGS. If you're looking for a fun and fast-paced paranormal romance over forty or paranormal women's fiction set within the world of Greek mythology, then please do give this a try!

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Eunomia, the Goddess of Law, was hard at work in the judge's bench when the double doors of the Olympian High Court slowly started to open on its own. Such a thing only happened when an expected visitor was to come, and a frown creased the goddess' forehead. Was it time then?
She pulled a drawer open and rifled through the scrolls until she found what she was looking for.
Let's see now...
Its locking knot unwound with a magical snap of Eunomia's fingers, the scroll of parchment rolled down from her hold, just in time for the goddess to watch letters in red ink appearing one by one - a real-time recording as events unfolded in the world below.
On the first of July, the Aspirant comes into consciousness, her soul returning to its original body.
Eunomia had just finished rolling the scroll back to a close when a gentleman crossed the threshold of her courtroom. His features were austerely handsome, and he wore his power like second skin - invisible but ever-simmering, and so tremendously dangerous people who thought to cross him did so at their own peril.
Eunomia, not the one to disrespect fellow immortals, descended from her seat to meet her visitor halfway.
"Hades."
"Eunomia."
Both spoke briefly but courteously, with neither of them the type to waste time on trivialities.
Eunomia handed him the scroll. "Now that the Aspirant is awake, here are the rules that the Moirai decreed you must be bound to."
The Lord of the Underworld
Is not to use his powers in aid of the Aspirant
Is not to wield his influence over his subjects in aid of the Aspirant
Is not to reveal his prior connection to the Aspirant until the test has been completed
Hades only nodded. "Any other rules?"
"The Moirai has enlisted Zetes, son of the North Wind, to serve as watcher."
"A spy, you mean," Hades said coldly.
"A watcher," Eunomia repeated firmly, "to ensure that no rules are broken. The watcher's testimony will prevent anyone from questioning the Aspirant's completion of the test---"
"The Moirai can send a battalion of watchers for all I care," Hades dismissed. "She will pass this test, and once she does..."
Eunomia inclined her head in acknowledgment. "The Fates always keep their word. If the Aspirant passes her test, she shall be recognized as the new Lady of the Underworld."

A 40-year old woman, Saoirse Sullivan, wakes from a coma and finds that she is able to see and communicate with ghosts! When she meets her neighbor Hadrian, they have an immediate connection and sizzling chemistry. Ghosts warn her to avoid him but can’t give her a reason why. Will she listen to them and avoid the gorgeous man? Will he help her deal with the serial killer who comes to town?

This is a funny comedy that will keep the reader laughing. The characters are well portrayed and their interactions will keep you chuckling throughout the story line. Grab your copy and enjoy!
- 5-star review from an Amazon Top 500 reviewer

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Goddess of Hell #1: Dead and Dating

8/28/2021

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If someone told me I'd have to die just to meet Mr. Right...

I'd rather date Mr. Wrong, you know?
But kidding aside...
It's really after a brain aneurysm has me kicking the bucket at almost forty that I ended up meeting Mr. Hot Immortal Next Door...and helping him hunt down a murderer who's escaped from Hell.
Life - I mean, my afterlife is almost perfect except...
I may be a ghost, but I still have standards, and I really need to know---
Why won't he tell me anything about his day job?!

Note: This TONGUE-IN-CHEEK romantic mystery offers up a STEAMY and FLIRTATIOUS romance amidst MURDERS and HAUNTINGS. If you're looking for a fun and fast-paced paranormal romance over forty or paranormal women's fiction set within the world of Greek mythology, then please do give this a try!

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"How do you know so much of these things?" I couldn't help asking.
"It's part of my job."
"Talking to ghosts?"
"Yes."
"Like a psychic?"
I saw him frown as if seriously weighing the relevance of this term to his job, and then after a moment, he said simply, "No."
"Is it why I can touch you and vice versa?"
"Yes."
"Can't you just tell me what your job is?" I asked with a laugh.
"Hm."
I started tugging his sleeve. "Come on, please."
"Why does it matter what job I do?"
"Because I only date guys with actual jobs, and in case you're wondering - no, I don't consider any kind of criminal activity as a career."
"Is that your way of saying you want to go out with me?"
If I had still been in my teens, I wouldn't have even dreamt of answering him with the truth. Would have been too insecure to even consider it. If I had been in my twenties, I'd be weighing my options and gauging his level of interest, just to play it safe. But since I was in my late thirties (and forever would be), I was at that age where I knew and loved myself enough to take even the craziest, occasional risk.
And so...
"Can I ask you a question first?"
The sudden huskiness in my tone had Hadrian's gaze gleaming. "Go on."
"You really didn't lie about not being married?"
"I'm recently divorced, if that means anything."
"It doesn't." I watched the interest in his eyes change into something else as I spoke, and my toes curled. "May I ask one - um, no, may I ask two last questions?"
"Ask."
Just one word, but this time, Hadrian's voice had deepened and turned more velvety.
"Does hooking up constitute a sin?" I might always be game for wild, hot sex, but not if it screwed with my chances for meeting my parents in Heaven - oh no, wait, make that Isle of the Blessed.
"It doesn't."
"Oh, thank God."
His eyes gleamed. "And your second question?"
"Is something very easy," I said with a wink. "All I'd like to know is if you know anyone who'd be interested in, say, hooking up with a redheaded ghost?"
"I think..." Hadrian reached up to trace my lower lip with his thumb, and I almost died at the sheer sensuality of it. "The ghost already knows the answer to that."
"Oh my God, you're hot." The words had him chuckling, and even the mere sound of it was sexy as heck, too. Leaning close, I whispered into his ear, "You were right earlier."
"About what?"
"I want to go out with you."
There was a beat of silence, and I found myself holding my breath even though I wasn't really breathing anymore. Was he going to pull over? Was he going to kiss me? Was he going to---
"Hold that thought."
---do something I didn't see coming? Apparently, yes. And I couldn't help choking out a laugh. "Seriously?"
"Seriously."
"What if I said no?"
A smirk played over his lips, and I had never seen anything sexier in my life, dead or not dead.
"Do you want me that much?"
"Yes," I said shamelessly.
Hadrian glanced at me. Just one swift glance, lasting no longer than a second, but the smoldering heat in it...mm, well, let's just say it was hotter than Hell, enough to make me clear my throat and start fanning my face. Phew.
"You're looking a little red," Hadrian murmured.
"Am I? It's getting a little hot. Must be your air-conditioning," I quipped.
"Or I'm just too hot."
I couldn't help laughing even though we both knew it was true. "That should've made you sound like a butthole," I said with a sigh, "but it didn't." I tugged his sleeve again, asking hopefully, "Are you really sure you can't spare even just five minutes?"

Right from the first page, I absolutely loved this book! The snarky humor was exactly what I crave! Saoirse Sullivan is not a typical ghost. She doesn’t do the haunting thing, and in fact, is afraid of other ghosts! But she meets a really handsome man named Hadrian, and is amazed that he can see her and touch her while not being a ghost himself! Even better, she can touch him too! He just commented to her discovery that he was different – not dead, but different. Her interview of him was hilarious! Their repartee was perfect! She will only date him if he has a job – and he doesn’t want to tell her what his job is, although she does warn him that criminal activity is not considered a valid career choice.

As they continued talking, because Saoirse had no one to talk to for months and was eager to ask a million questions, Hadrian drove them to Silver Mist Hospital. That immediately set Saoirse’s nerves on edge since everyone knows that [other] ghosts love hanging around hospitals! As she asked Hadrian what they were doing, he explained that someone had escaped from Tartarus, a section of Hell, and he was here to find out who.

Apparently Saoirse’s being the “mind-her-own-business” type of ghost, she will be finding herself pulled into murder, mayhem, magic, battling poltergeists, chasing after a missing subject of Tartarus (her first adventure), and dating the sexy Hadrian, the man who turns out to be a smoldering-hot bounty hunter of Hell! This is going to be a fantastic story line for the reader! I grinned from the first page and never stopped! Wonderful book!
- 5-star review from an Amazon Top 500 reviewer

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BOOK AND SERIES DESCRIPTIONS

HOW NOT TO BE A GODDESS

Goddess of Hell Book #4: One Hella Lucky Goddess

Goddess of Hell Book #3: Hell Becomes Her

Goddess of Hell #2: You Had Me at Boo

Goddess of Hell #1: Dead and Dating

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