So, this is the first of what I hope would be a series of short stories, essays, or poems designed to get me out of a writing funk. It's not that I don't know what to write. It's only that I fear to write the wrong way. Some of these would be new, others would be old and lifted off notebooks I've kept around for over a decade. Well, some of them may be almost two decades old. And boy, did that thought make me feel ancient. >.<